10/22/99
   Since I'm rebuilding the site, thought I'd stick a few more things here.
   Why is it that the majority of the assholes that I see in a buffet bar are real fat???   They know they look rediculous....they're eating salad for cryin' out loud!   But, Hey-Y0.  Got a messege for ya...you eat 200lbs of salad and top it off with all the cheese, dressing, tomatoes, croutons and so on that a team of pack horses could carry Yer STILL gonna be a fat cow!
   Was in a Buffet restaurant, and me and my friend sat in a back corner to get away from everyone.   Sure enough, this crowd of fat assholes came herding in, cowbells clanking, and took two table nest to us.  There was a man, wife and two kids....no one over thirty-five and no one under 300lbs.   4 of 'em.  Now you know why they took two tables!
   So my friend and I are talking but I'm noticing that everyone is getting louder and louder....they are sitting next to and across from each other and they are screaming, so everyone else starts screaming to be heard.  Louder and louder it goes.
   Finally, in a deep, loud and pissed voice, I say "
   "I'm sorry, I can't hear you vecause all of these assholes in here are screaming at each other!"
   Wow.  You could here a pin drop after that.   Can you dig it?!?!?

Got a new mail server.  Been on ZDNet for almost three years.   Now they changed it to 'ZDNetonebox.com'   hard enough to say much less SPELL!   And they changed a bunch of crap.   Took out my option to ignore mail coming from people I get tired of sending me forwards 10x a day.   Had one person fill my in box up in less than an hour.   3MEGS!
   They have it so you have to have JAVA enabled.   I don't keep mine enabled because it stops pop-up windows and such.
Those and some other things finally made me go and find one that seems to be better.

!0/03/99
   No real gripes...Netscape is starting to suck more and more.  AOhelL got a hold of it several months ago and now the only decent copies are the ones from BEFORE!!!!

    Some Jerk-off 'bumped' my girls car in a store parking lot. And then was stupid enough to leave it with the bumper firmly against hers.
Funny how well my Butterfly-knife went thru their sidewall.  };-]
    Hey, don't come whining to me if you got a flat somewhere because You. Are. An. Asshole.   If it happened to have been YOUR car...I coulda done MUCH worse.

   Oh yeah....why is it that when I post on a photography board looking for models in my area [The MidWest for the moment]
and I state I'm only doing 'Time-for-Prints'   That I get Emails from girls in ALASKA or Washington State? Or Florida.
   And they all want me to PAY for them to travel to me.  PAY for the film, processing, equip, etc.  And PAY them up to $300 a session?  Then I'm s'posed to GIVE them a bunch of the work as well?    Gee...Don't know what planet they are living on.   But I always thought THEY paid to get the work for their books and SOMEONE else paid them FOR that work?
   My thing is...if I'm not making money- The models don't get any.   We can work together and build something that helps us BOTH.   But fuck that PAYING bullshit.   I can walk across the street to WAL-MART and find all kinds of girls that wanna model, look REALLY fine and don't want me to PAY them anything to do it.
   I sell something and we split 50/50...They sell it and all they gotta do is mention my name.   Try and beat that deal.
   Well, true...there ARE some guys PAYING models....more power to 'em.

   Guess I musta missed that section  in my 'Photography Business 101' course.

   Last thing for the moment.   I'm dumping a bunch of links and adding new ones.   Will dump my 'GuestWorld' Guestbook link in here as well as the 'Add Me!' link...well, no link...just their stupid GIF's.
  is ALWAYS breaking down...I get more Emails from people who couldn't sign the guestbook on the front page because the damn GW server is experiencing 'difficulties'.
is worthless.   It's been almost a year since I supplied my info to them.  Still can't find myself on ANY search engines...and I use 12 at one shot plus have back-ups.
   So before long I'll use an Email system that sends the comments to me and I'll post them on their own page.
   Keep an eye out!

   Recently figured out ONE thing that I dislike immensly...
   Ever goto one of those personal pages that the person puts their names
and maybe lists their CD collection?
   I mean. whaddafuck?!?!?!
   They can't put a little more effort into their pages?
   I just recently removed a link to a freind of mines page...   He's got nothing THERE!
His name and part of a site about his interest in a video game..
   Hell, I BUILT his banner GIF for him 2 months ago.
   I'd love to run a whole shitload of links to freinds pages, but...
PUT. SOMETHING. THERE!
   doesn't have to be of any interest to me as far as the site goes....
but put some thought into what you are doing.
   Then I'll put your link on this site.

   And why is it that as soon as some  one gets hooked up to the net they become either 'Computer Nerds' or assholes?
   There is even a commercial out for '1-800-Be-A-Geek'
an internet connection...
   So what?  You get a computer and the software walks you thru everything or you get WebTV and suddenly you know it all?  Uh-huh...
   And if you ever goto a chat...UUrrggggh!
   I don't personally know ANYONE in Meatworld with a name like '12"Dick'
or 'One Pussylicker' .

Oh, and here is a term for you that myself and a freind came up with. 'Meatworlders'  It, and the term 'Meatworld' refer to what YOU exist in when you are not online..
Meatworlders is more spoecific in referrence to all those Jerks and assholes you meet online who shouldn't be ONLINE!
But thanx to my Bro...'Transmutate' for coming up with this!

The first Gripes...!!/98
   ONE OF THE THING'S I NOTICED WHILE SEARCHING THE WEB FOR IDEAS AND YES IMAGES TO USE, WAS HOW MANY PEOPLE OFFER 'FREEBIES'.
   ITEMS FOR PAGES SUCH AS BUTTONS AND BARS AND SUCH...
   THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THIS LITTLE ADDENDUM.
SAYING THAT YOU CAN USE THE ITEMS FOR FREE BUT PLEASE
ADD A LINK BACK TO THEIR PAGES BECAUSE THEY 'MADE'
THESE IMAGES AND ITEMS AND WOULD LIKE SOME APPRECIATION...
   SO SOMEONE TELL ME... HOW'CUM ALL OF THOSE FUCKIN' BUTTONS LOOKED BASICALLY THE SAME?!?!?!?!?
EXCEPT FOR A FEW COLOR CHANGES HERE AND THERE, THE GODDAM THINGS COULD HAVE COME OUT OF ANY IMAGE COLLECTION....
SO GIVE ME A BREAK.

   I WAS ALSO SEARCHING FOR IDEAS FOR A INTERFACE...
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE PANELS ON A WEBSITE
THAT HAS THE BUTTONS SO YOU CAN JUMP TO A SELECTED PAGE?
   I DECIDED TO MAKE MY OWN DAMN INTERFACE AND DO THE LETTERING AS WELL.
BEING A PHOTOGRAPHER, I'VE GOT A COPY OF ADOBE PHOTOSHOP,
THE TOP PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR ON THE MARKET.
KNOW WHAT I DID?
   YOU REMEMBER THE LINK BUTTONS ON THE MAIN PAGE?
THE WEIRD LOOKING THINGS WITH THE ELECTRICITY FLOWING OUT?
I SCANNED A SEGMENT FROM A PRETZEL!
ffb ADDED SOME FILTERS AND EFFECTS AND 'WALLA!!'
INSTANT BUTTONS AND A LITTLE PLAYING AROUND GAVE ME MY 'INTERFACE'.
SO IF YER GONNA' COME WHINING ABOUT MY WORK AND ALL...
WELL.  I ATE THE EVIDENCE!!! hAHAHAHAHA!!!!

   SO THAT'S IT FOR NOW...
I'LL REDO AND/OR UPDATE THIS PAGE NOW AND THEN AS WELl AS
THE PHOTOS AND WRITING PAGES.. SO STAY TUNED!